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Olivia Wilde gets served by Sudeikis at CinemaCon, Lady Gaga wants you to hold her hand, Alexa Demie has a secret, Beanie Feldstein falls on her Fanny…
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J.Lo blogs about Ben Affleck, Rihanna & Britney Spears ride the rollercoaster of pregnancy, Shawn Mendes sends a cryptic message, Kim Kardashian sues…
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Doja Cat sets a new sprint record, SZA breaks a leg, Pink raises a stink, Gaga dips into cabernet, Madonna channels the underworld, Lindsay Lohan looks…
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Brief mention of The Slap, Gaga & Caitlyn Jenner throw down, Avril Lavigne and Jamie Lee Curtis get cheesy, Sky Ferreira emerges, Jonathan Majors lets…
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March 2022

Julia Fox has beauty tips, Renée Zellweger acts her way through a fat suit, Real Housewives double up, Wendy Williams speaks out, Harry Styles pays his…
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Kim Kardashian has as some advice for the girlies, Heidi Montag goes raw, Ana de Armas has an exotic new name, Megan Thee Stallion and Dua Lipa frighten…
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AnnaLynne McCord nurses a nation, Salma Hayek is afraid, Sam Elliott doesn't think cowboys do anal, Robert Pattinson & Zoë Kravitz look hot, Charli XCX…
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February 2022

Julia Fox & Ye split and will NOT be sad, Wendy Williams takes a bow, the strange charm of 'Marry Me,' Channing Tatum's round breasts, Robert…
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Petras' latest mini-project is sixteen hedonistic minutes of sleazy debauchery where the whores can feel at home and the voyeurs are welcomed to join in…
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Lady Gaga gets a shocking snub, Rihanna is with child, Bree Runway clears competition, Khloé K molts, Kim Petras makes slut jams, Channing Tatum posts…
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January 2022

Lady Gaga and Addison Rae collab, Julia Fox and Kanye West frighten Paris, Maluma gets freaky, Taylor Swift promotes fast fashion idealism, Adele…
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Julia Fox and Kanye West have the worst party ever, Lady Gaga gets drunk on set, Jamie Lynn Spears is a feline fatale, Chloë Sevigny sets her sights on…
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