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The Jennifer Garner Relief Fund is Now Accepting Holiday Donations

And Just Like That, Madonna Puts Her Coconuts to Work

The Top Shelf, Low Brow 2021 Gift Guide

Top Shelf, Low Brow is ONE YEAR OLD!

When the House of Gucci falls, Magic Mike Rises

A Holiday Battle of the Divas

What do 'Blade Runner' and 'ARTPOP' Really Have in Common?

Why Can't I Connect with Taylor Swift's 'Red'?

Kristen Stewart's Oscar Is Being Engraved as We Speak

Detective Gaga and The Case of The Dutch Sluts

No Tuesday Letter This Week!

Behind a Cult Classic: a Q&A with 'I Know Who Killed Me' screenwriter, Jeff Hammond

Adele and Jamie Lee Curtis Go Head to Head in a Mama Trauma Smackdown

'Alter Ego' Is a Symbol of America's Frightening Future

The Lindsay Lohan Fursona Art Can’t Hurt You

Grimes Entering Her 'Lemonade' Era...

Monday Letters Are Moving to Tuesdays!

The Nails of Khloé Kaye, and More Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark

The Remarkable Emotionality of Lil Nas X’s 'MONTERO'

Live from the Met Gala Bathroom Filled with Cigarette Smoke

Who Wouldn't Risk It All for Oscar Isaac?

I Tried Bella Hadid's New Passion Project Drink: Kin Euphorics

The 'Hot' to 'Dating Zoë Kravitz Hot' Pipeline

Mariah Carey’s Nine Perfect Silky Nutmeg Irish Creams

What the Hell Is Going On with the Gossip Girl Reboot?

American Horny Story: Jackée Harry's Tweets

Nicki Minaj: The Song Monitor Strikes Back

The 10 Best Pop Songs about Crying

A Treatise on Adam Driver's Massive Centaur Boobs

A Letter J.Lo Haters Will Simply Despise

'Catwoman' and the Campy Genius of Toxic Beauty Cream

Don't Make Jessica Chastain Cry!

Friday Letters Are Moving to Biweekly!

When Will Rihanna Stop Lying to Me?

'The Devil Wears Prada' Has No Villain

Like Zola, Erika Jayne Came Here to Dance

Britney Spears, at a Crossroads No More

The Greatest Moment in Reality TV History Is One You've Likely Never Seen

Lucas Hedges Heard "Thot Shit" Once and Bought Snakeskin Boots

A (Possibly) Broken Foot Cancels the Monday Letter

Marina's 'Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land' Is a Call to Action Without a Voice

The Conjuring 4: Kathy Hilton Made Me Do It

No friday letter this week! I have a birthday to celebrate

We'll Always Have Easttown

What's In & What's Out for Summer 2021

What's Angelina Jolie's Fav Song on B'Day?

There Will Never Be Another 'Born This Way'

Lady Gaga's 10 Best 'Born This Way' Era Outfits, A Decade Later

A Tale of Two Wendys

The Bizarro World of Real Housewife TikToks

please admire this photoshop work in lieu of today's newsletter, moved to tomorrow

Postcards from the Edge, AKA Bennifer in Montana, a State Which Has No Dunkin' Donuts

The Cult of the Girlboss: How Reality Television Mavens Crush Their Contestants

Billie Eilish Will Not Tell You if She Has a Horse, so Don’t Even Think About Asking

Madonna's ‘Hard Candy’ is Stickier and Sweeter 13 Years Later

i'm zonked post-vax, friday letter out tomorrow!

The Oscar Goes to Kate Winslet's Philly Accent!

Tinashe Is so Much More Than Your Meme

the friday letter will be out 2morrow/some housekeeping

What DO Jennifer Lopez and Judy Garland have in common? No, seriously.

What Happened the Night Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, and Ellen von Unwerth Partied at the Chateau Marmont?

I've Always Loved the Way They Loved (Taylor's Version)

The Kidz Bop-ification of Gwen Stefani

Did We Just Lose Ariana Grande to The Voice Forever?

In Defense of I Know Who Killed Me

Lil Nas X Puts an End to Heterosexuality for Good

I love that I can email you even when the Friday letter is being delayed

Reporting Live from the Men in Music Business Conference

The Real Housewives Is the Greatest Television Ever Made

Harry Styles, if You See This, Do You Want to Get Coffee on Thursday?

Lady Gaga's 12 Most Italian Moments, Ranked

Happy International Women's Day to Oprah Saying "WHAT."

No new Friday Letter this week!

St. Vincent and Bella Thorne to Replace Daft Punk

Juergen Teller's W Magazine Photos ARE the Point

A Huge Week for #Girlbosses Everywhere!

Revisiting Vox Lux through the Lens of Chromatica

Bing Bang Bong, Barb & Star Have Come Along!

The 5 Most Bonkers Product Placements in Gossip Girl

Okay, For Real, It's Time to Free Britney

The Fabulous Farce of Fergie Ferg: Part 3

It's Okay To Cry

The Story of Lola, Jennifer Lopez's Sasha Fierce

You Heard the Woman, Let's Get Loud!

The Fabulous Farce of Fergie Ferg: Part Two

A Very Mary-Kate Monday: Is Love Alive?

Dua Lipa's Pandemic Travels: A Comprehensive Timeline

The Fashion Girls Are Fighting!

The Fabulous Farce of Fergie Ferg: Part One

Jennifer Lopez and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad New Year's Eve(s)

The Best Music of 2020 — The Top Shelf, Low Brow Review