A (Possibly) Broken Foot Cancels the Monday Letter
and on the day where I was going to get to talk about the Gossip Girl trailer! life is a nonstop thrill-ride of disappointments
Hello! This newsletter has been sent out every Monday for the last seven months. Not one single break. That is, until today when a possible break in my foot is cause for the first-ever break in the Monday letter. Now, you know I would put this out if I could, but I’m going to be on my way to the hospital in a bit to get this size 13.5 clown honker x-rayed and checked out by a professional, which I’m sure will take me until 3am Eastern Standard Time.
How’d I break (or sprain, it could possibly be a sprain, we just don’t know yet!) my foot (or my toe? again, we don’t know)? Well, I was walking in the glorious crowded city of Manhattan, full of adrenaline and vigor that life was maybe, just maybe, starting to get back to normal after leaving a friend’s birthday party where I sang karaoke for the first time. Nothing could take me down! Except for my giant, inhumanely flat bozo right foot, which tripped over itself and managed to fuck itself up into some strange position that I just can’t explain. All I know is that there’s some swelling, I can’t walk on it, and I’ve been alternating between bags of frozen peas and corn because I don’t have any formal ice packs.
Sorry to leave you in the dust this week, there’s so much to cover. The Gossip Girl trailer! The fact that I still don’t really love the Lorde song! (Have reason to believe this was her doing). Megan Thee Stallion’s instantly legendary “Thot Shit” song and video! Maybe once I get this all figured out, I can send out a letter later in the week, but it’s all up in the air. What’s certain is that I’ll be back next week, possibly with a double-sized letter with lots to cover.
I love you, thanks for being here, and make sure to always pick your feet up enough as you take your next step. 💖
Ugh, hoping for the best! Hope it's just a sprain. ❣️